There was this pretty girl called Jill who used to hang around on the fringes of my crowd in the very early 80s, I think she was a friend of one of the other girls. I’d occasionally see her in the pub or at parties and developed a big crush on her which I nursed for a long time before working up the courage to do something about it.
That moment came one night at a house party when someone put on “Zoom” by Fat Larry’s Band and I asked her for a slow dance. During this roughly four minutes of bliss I asked her if she’d like to go out with me and she said sorry, but she already had a boyfriend. The reason I had never seen him before was because he was in the Army. So not only was she seeing someone else but he was trained to kill people too. Why did no one tell me this before I made a complete twat of myself?
The strange thing is I’ve had far bigger heartbreaks in my life and I can barely recall what Jill looked like, so I’m not sure why I still remember her. But I think of her and that slow dance every time I hear this record.
Download: Zoom – Fat Larry’s Band (mp3)